Saturday 24 October 2020

THE SISTER + LIFE + HAIR POWER: ME AND MY AFRO

A version of this article was originally published in The Courier on 24th October 2020.

NEXT WEEK’S TV

THE SISTER

Monday to Thursday, STV, 9pm

This spooked pulp thriller is written by Neil Cross of Luther renown/infamy, which should give you some idea of what to expect. It’s knowingly daft and engulfed in histrionic murk. Typical Cross hokum. Russell Tovey stars as a man with a seemingly perfect life who is secretly haunted by his involvement in the death of a young woman several years ago. The only other person who knows what happened that night is Bob, an eccentric paranormal expert played by the shamelessly scene-stealing Bertie Carvel (he has the mien of a creepy, druggy Dickensian weirdo). To say any more would spoil the fun, but Cross does a good job of building tension as he gradually peels away the layers of his mystery. 

LIFE

Tuesday, BBC One, 9pm

In the penultimate episode of this superior drama from Mike Bartlett, Gail (Alison Steadman) returns to her terminally ill husband Henry (Peter Davison) after a much-needed period of freedom. Henry is a self-centred bully, but Gail decides that, after 50 years of marriage, she should be by his side when he passes away. He’s a lucky man. Meanwhile, Belle’s (Victoria Hamilton) continuing struggles with alcohol leads to yet another excruciating scene. Bartlett is obviously more invested in the Gail, Henry and Belle storylines – the others are basically subplots – but he deserves praise for his compassionate excavation of the pain, fear, loneliness and disappointment of everyday life. A barrel of laughs it is not, but that’s Life. Sorry.

HAIR POWER: ME AND MY AFRO

Tuesday, Channel 4, 10:15pm

Now this is great. As part of Black History Month, academic and writer Emma Dabiri explores the vast cultural significance of afro-textured hair through the ages. For people of colour, to embrace the beauty of natural kinks and curls is an empowering form of self-expression. Dabiri meets people who grew up under pressure to conform to a Eurocentric ideal: straight hair equals good hair. Generations of kids felt compelled to attack their scalps with scorching chemical products. That’s yet another form of systematically racist oppression. Dabiri also examines the social significance of barbers and salons within the black community, while highlighting various forms of micro-aggression, unconscious bias and cultural appropriation. It’s a fascinating and rather beautiful essay.

DAMILOLA: THE BOY NEXT DOOR

Wednesday, Channel 4, 9pm

20 years ago, 10-year-old Damilola Taylor was stabbed and killed mere yards from his home. In this moving tribute, Yinka Bokinni, who is now a successful radio DJ, speaks about her late friend and neighbour for the first time. She paints a vivid portrait of a funny, bouncy, carefree kid whose life was tragically cut short. She also challenges the media-led view that her Peckham estate was Hell on Earth. Yes, there was crime and poverty, but it was a tightknit multicultural community. Bokinni makes a hugely important point: when you shovel people into substandard housing, you can’t just wash your hands of them. That’s a convenient way of ignoring the wider issue of cause and effect.

POWERING BRITAIN

Thursday, BBC Two, 7:30pm

Hornsea One, the world’s biggest offshore windfarm, is situated 75 miles off the Yorkshire Coast. In the first episode of this stats-encrusted series about the hardworking pros who answer to Britain’s energy demands, presenter Keeley Donovan meets some of the men and women responsible for running a hugely impressive eco-friendly project. With good reason, she marvels at this aquatic conurbation of massive turbines, each one taller than the Gherkin and wider than the London Eye (Donovan’s breathless claim that they’re wide enough to accommodate an adult elephant is inadvertently and pleasingly Chris Morris-esque). Mild peril warning: if you’re prone to claustrophobia and vertigo, you may be triggered by Donovan’s ascent of one of the turbines.

THE TRUMP SHOW

Thursday, BBC Two, 9pm

As this grimly compelling series concludes, we come right up to date. By January 2019, Trump had sacked everyone in his administration who’d tried to reign him in. His behaviour became even more bizarre and messianic. When his chief of staff admitted that the Ukranian government had been blackmailed into smearing Joe Biden, the Democrats seized their chance to remove Trump from office. The impeachment process failed in large part because Trump managed to intimidate Republican members of the Senate into supporting him. Then came Covid and the murder of George Floyd. Trump’s blind mishandling of these situations has been utterly catastrophic. America, you know what to do next month. This pathological liar, this gangster narcissist, is utterly unfit for office.

MAXXX

Thursday, Channel 4, 10pm


Maxxx is a former boyband superstar who has fallen on hard times. He’s a desperate mess, an insecure buffoon who struggles with various personal issues. He’s also quite likeable, despite his many flaws. This new comedy actually made me chuckle. That, I assure you, is a ringing endorsement of sorts. Writer/director/star O.T. Fagbenle understands that failure is funny, but only when leavened with a bit of pathos. The latter isn’t overdone, it’s naturally ingrained within Maxxx’s character. He’s lonely, heartbroken, lost. All he wants to do is make a comeback and restore his flimsy sense of self-worth. Maxxx is a fairly sharp farce and Fagbenle inhabits his creation with just the right amount of oblivious arrogance.    

LAST WEEK’S TV

ROADKILL

Sunday 18th October, BBC One 

Hats off to the BBC for commissioning a slyly scathing political drama in which the central character is a thinly disguised hybrid of Johnson and Farage. Roadkill makes no bones about how manipulative and dangerous these self-styled ‘LOL legend’ charlatans are. Written by David Hare, this isn’t a cosy centrist satire. It has bite. Hugh Laurie is perfect as a philandering, superficially charming government minister who blithely assumes he can get away with anything. It began with him successfully suing a newspaper for libel, but the journalist who went after him refuses to back down. Hare is clearly enjoying himself as he spins several plates at once. Let’s just hope they don’t all come crashing down. Roadkill is promising. Of course, the BBC is largely responsible for the rise of Johnson, they helped him to cultivate his disingenuous persona, so in that sense Roadkill is too little too late. The damage has been done. But I will accept it as a form of atonement. Big of me, I know.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Monday 19th October, BBC One

In this particularly interesting episode, David Walliams discovered that his great grandfather, who served during WWI, suffered from severe PTSD. He spent the rest of his life in a psychiatric hospital, or ‘lunatic asylum’ as they were known in those very different times. His tragic story illustrated just how valuable this show can sometimes be as a sensitive piece of social history. On a much lighter note, Walliams was delighted to learn that his great-great grandfather was a travelling showman who eventually escaped from poverty via the fairground business. Cynical caveat: WDYTYA proves that celebrities with a hitherto weirdly incurious attitude towards their family history will suddenly develop a deep and solemn interest when there’s a fee involved.

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 17 October 2020

THE TRUMP SHOW + THE MILLION POUND CUBE

A version of this article was originally published in The Courier on 17th October 2020.

NEXT WEEK’S TV

THE TRUMP SHOW

Thursday, BBC Two, 9pm

In episode two of this damning account of Trump’s presidency, we reach his second year in office. He’s facing 18 allegations of sexual assault. The CIA claims to have proof of his electoral collusion with Russia. He’s a wanton liability mired in corruption. But Trump is untouchable, impervious. When under attack, he doubles down, invents his own ‘alternative facts’ and attempts to smear anyone who dares oppose him. All Trump cares about is how he can get away with things and spin himself as a winner. The former Apprentice host is a petty, fragile egomaniac without a shred of integrity, he cannot accept defeat on any level. A monstrously dangerous fool.

Contributors this week include Stormy Daniels, the porn star who was paid hush money during the election (she comes across as entirely plausible), and despicable Trump enabler Rudy Giuliani. Not that the rancid petulant child-man will ever see this show, but if he did he’d instantly dismiss it as more fake news from the lamestream liberal media. And so it goes on.

THE MILLION POUND CUBE

Monday to Friday, STV, 9pm

There are few things I enjoy more in life than growling “THE CUBE” to myself while pottering around the house. That’s because I’m easily amused and have nothing better to do. So you can imagine my almost tear-sodden delight upon discovering that The Cube (“THE CUBE”), that Schofield-fronted quiz o’ nonsense, has returned after a gap of five long years. This triumphant week-long comeback involves celebs trying their best to raise £1,000,000 for charity. If you haven’t seen it before, imagine The Crystal Maze crossed with a light-entertainment Black Mirror. A dystopian game show with meerkat ad-breaks. Philip Schofield hosting The Running Man via RoboCop. I’d buy that for a dollar.

IN THE FACE OF TERROR

Monday, BBC Two, 9pm

Far right groups are the world’s fastest growing terror threat. In the final episode of this resonant series about ordinary people directly affected by acts of terror, we visit Christchurch, New Zealand, where in March 2019, a far right terrorist carried out a mass shooting in two mosques. His attack was streamed live on Facebook. The programme features brief, chilling clips from the livestream, but please don’t be alarmed: no one is shown being hurt or killed, we only see him approaching the mosques in his car. This isn’t an exploitative series, it’s a moving tribute to the victims and their families. It also seeks to understand how confused and angry people can become radicalised online by extremist groups. A thoughtful piece.

LIFE

Tuesday, BBC One, 9pm

In episode four of the only British drama worth following this year, things go from bad to worse (then worse again). I’ve praised the brittle, queasy performances of Peter Davison and Alison Steadman in previous columns, but this week it’s Victoria Hamilton who steals every moment she’s given. Belle (formerly known as Anna from Doctor Foster) is one of Life’s most sympathetic characters. A functioning alcoholic who detests her uptight, lonely life, she puts up a front of cynical self-awareness. Until she has a drink or six. And then it all comes crashing down. Writer Mike Bartlett has hit upon something quite resonant here: a drama about people suffering in their hermetic pods of anguish and pain.

THE NOUGHTIES

Wednesday, BBC Two, 10pm

This cheap filler makes me feel old. I was 25 when the new millennium flipped its calendar. That feels like only yesterday. As The Noughties makes abundantly clear, it wasn’t only yesterday. It’s a mildly diverting time capsule in which Angela Scanlon and her guests – comedians Geoff Norcott and Ellie Taylor in episode one – gather in a socially distanced living room for a natter about the not so distant past. They begin, naturally enough, in the year 2000. Subjects under review include the weird anti-climax of the Y2K bug and the relatively innocent debut of Big Brother. We’re also reminded of Parkinson’s appallingly insensitive interview with Victoria Beckham. His opening gambit: does David wear your knickers and are you anorexic? Even the charmless Norcott looks appalled.

BETWEEN THE COVERS

Friday, BBC Two, 7:30pm

I don’t actually mind the fact that, due to COVID, most television now consists of people chatting in small studios. It reminds me of certain strands of television when I was a child. Appealingly dull, a minor source of low-budget comfort. Between the Covers is a weekly book group in which the likeable Sara Cox tasks various celebrities with… well you know what a book group is. This week, they begin with A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. Guest Bill Bailey cites it as his favourite novel. Book of the week is Fifty-Fifty, a crime thriller by Steve Cavanagh. Not my sort of thing – I’m a voracious reader of non-fiction only – but some of you might find their recommendations useful.

COUNT BASIE: THROUGH HIS OWN EYES

Friday, BBC Four, 9pm

Count Basie was a swinging big band pioneer. He was also very private. This home movie-assisted documentary sheds some light on the man behind the superstar alias. It’s partially told via the notes Basie wrote for his memoirs during train journeys. He spent most of his adult life on the road; the Count worked hard for a family which included his disabled daughter, Diane. During an era when children with cerebral palsy were often hidden from view, Basie and his wife did no such thing. They doted on her. There is so much to chew on here. Basie was a hugely talented African-American artist who refused to let racism grind him down. He didn’t ignore it, of course, but he never became bitter or angry. That didn’t appear to be part of his character. He even seemed to roll with it when, in the early 1970s, the Black Panther movement accused him of being a bourgeois sell-out.