This article was originally published in The Courier on 11th December 2021.
NEXT WEEK’S TV
Walking with... Jim Moir
– Friday, BBC Two, 7:30pm
The
latest episode of this immersive hike-fest stars the artist occasionally known
as Vic Reeves (a pseudonym he tends to reserve for his collaborations with Bob
Mortimer). Armed with a 360-degree camera, Moir guides us along the Strait of
Dover on the Kent coast.
Gentle highlights include encounters with some bee
farmers and a man digging for lugworms. He also travels on a miniature steam
train, and quite rightly marvels at the area’s exquisite combination of natural
beauty and brutalist architecture.
Moir is reliably eccentric and charming throughout.
“Looking at things is the best thing ever,” he enthuses. “They should probably
teach looking as a lesson at school… because people don’t look as much as they
should.”
David Baddiel: Social
Media, Anger and Us – Monday, BBC Two, 9pm
Or:
‘Social Media, Anger and My Media Chums’. In this well-meaning yet muddled
documentary, comedian and self-confessed Twitter addict David Baddiel declares
that social media is “fuelling a divisive culture of outrage, hatred and anger.”
It’s true that social media often bring out the worst in people. Online abuse
is a serious problem. The likes of Facebook and Twitter are notoriously lax and
inconsistent when it comes to regulating offensive comments. But Baddiel’s
essay, which inevitably includes a windy discussion about ‘cancel culture’,
fails to tackle these issues in any great depth.
He concludes by stating the
obvious point that people should be nicer to each other. Well, yes. And? A
peculiar programme.
Jamie: Together at
Christmas – Monday, Channel 4, 8pm
Welcome
one and all to Jamie Oliver’s funny farmstead kitchen, as he once again insists upon
cooking some “epic dishes” for your mouth-watering pleasure.
“This is about
saying ‘I love you’ through food,” he gushes, with all the professionally
sentimental earnestness he can muster. I don’t actually mind Jamie, he’s an
embarrassing yet mostly harmless fool. Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age.
During
the latest chapter of his never-ending story, he pretends to host a lavish
Christmas dinner for family and friends. The menu includes beef bourguignon,
garlic bread stuffed with parsley, and a frozen dessert conjured with
assistance from one of his children.
Oh, and the pandemic is all over apparently.
That’s the cheering takeaway message.
Strictly The Real Full
Monty – Monday and Tuesday, STV, 9pm
An
annual fixture on ITV, The Real Full
Monty aims to raise awareness of breast cancer and testicular cancer. It
encourages viewers to check for lumps; an important message conveyed through
the cheeky prism of celebrities performing a choreographed striptease routine. That may sound crass, but it’s an effective piece of socially responsible light
entertainment.
This year, as that clumsy title indicates, the contestants are
coupled up with dancing partners. Among those sharing their wares are athlete
Colin Jackson, Duncan James from Blue, EastEnders
actor Laila ‘Big Mo’ Morse, and Martin Roberts from Homes Under the Hammer. They all have personal reasons for
participating. Emotional scenes ensue.
Once again, your friendly host and
mentor is Ashley Banjo.
The Dog House at
Christmas – Thursday, Channel 4, 8pm
There’s
an even higher cuteness quotient than usual in this festive edition of The Dog House. After all, are there any
here among us who don’t enjoy seeing dogs wearing Christmas jumpers?
December
is a particularly busy time of year at Wood Green Animal Shelters, but the
staff, as always, are on hand to match prospective owners with dogs in need of
rehoming.
This week’s centrepiece involves a human mother of two who is going
through a divorce after 22 years of marriage. She hopes that adding a dog to
the family might restore some happiness to their home. Enter Michael, a young lurcher
cross-terrier who was found wandering stray. We also meet Clarence the one-eyed
dachshund.
One Night in Alton
Towers – Thursday, Channel 4, 9pm
The
basic gist of this new series: comedians Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe roam
around some of Britain’s most notable attractions after dark.
I haven’t seen
episode one – preview copies were held up in pre-Christmas traffic – but the
press blurb suggests they’re being monitored by fixed-rig cameras and a remotely-stationed
production team who won’t interfere unless someone looks to be in actual
danger.
So that could be enjoyable, although probably not quite as funny as the
time Alan Partridge found himself locked in a warehouse for an entire weekend.
The image of him mummified in bubble wrap haunts me still.
Brooker and
Widdicombe’s first guest is fellow comedian Roisin Conaty.
I Literally Just Told
You – Thursday, Channel 4, 10pm
This
new gameshow pivots around a simple yet novel and vaguely post-modern concept:
most of the questions are written as the show unfolds.
They’re based on things
that have been said and seen throughout, so the contestants have to keep their
wits about them. Everything is a potential answer. It’s a fun format, the whole
thing works a treat.
Host Jimmy Carr wisely jettisons his aloof and caustic stage persona, so much so that he actually comes across as quite warm. The
contestants are sometimes ribbed gently, but never unkindly.
You can tell he’s
enjoying being in charge of a show that one of his heroes, the great Bob
Monkhouse, would surely have approved of.
LAST WEEK’S TV
Superman & Lois –
Saturday 4th December, BBC One
Yet
another retelling of the Superman legend, this one finds Clark Kent happily
married to Lois Lane. They have two teenage sons, one of whom has social
anxiety disorder.
It’s essentially a domestic drama in which Superman has to save the world
while dealing with his problems at home. And it sort of works. The tone is
affectionate and rather charmingly earnest, albeit leavened with flashes of dry
humour.
Scheduling it in an early Saturday evening slot, just like 1990s hit Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of
Superman, is a nice idea in theory, but it doesn't make much sense as the show won’t appeal to young kids.
There’s not enough superhero action, and children don’t tend to be interested in
conversations about mortgage loans.
You Don’t Know Me –
Sunday 5th December and Monday 6th December, BBC One
This
four-part thriller is a stark, riveting, thought-provoking piece. It began as
most courtroom dramas end: with the accused on trial and about to receive their
sentence.
Hero (an impressive turn from Samuel Adewunmi) is a young black man
who insists that he didn’t murder a local drug dealer. Having decided to defend
himself, he confronts the jury/viewers with the uncomfortable truth of his
story.
A contrived dramatic device, sure, but the dialogue and performances are
authentic.
Based on a book by criminal defence lawyer Imran Mahmood, it subverts
expectations, embraces moral grey areas and forces us to care about its
characters and their nightmarish predicament. One of 2021’s best TV dramas.